It's common knowledge that if you want a card delivered from Ohh Deer we can write a message on your behalf and have it sent directly to your loved one.
But what isn't common knowledge (yet!) is our brand new paw-writing service! It took almost 100 hours of team meetings to settle on this, but we are so excited to announce our most ambitious project.
The results from a survey show that 86% (!) of people would rather receive a card from a dog than any person they know, and so we're rushing to fill a gap in the market.
We've just finished recruiting a team of very well-trained and well-mannered poochies that will be working with us.
Rest assured we have fallen in love with our dogs and they will be receiving the best treatment. As per UK animal-employment law our dogs will be receiving treats after every card, belly rubs upon request and are covered by our generous holiday allowance - at least 2 days off most weeks!
Aaaaaaaand since you've read this far down you can enjoy 10% off today site-wide at Ohh Deer with the code: IMAFOOL
hehehehe! We got youuu. April Fools!
Sam and the Ohh Deer team.