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Personalised Congrats & Condoloences New Baby Card

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Regular price $5.00
Regular price Sale price $5.00
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Congrats on your new baby. Condolences to your vagina. This hilarious card is guaranteed to make your loved one giggle. 


  • Designed by Stormy Knight
  • Size: 7x5 (178 x 127mm)
  • Produced from sustainable forests and/or recycled materials.
  • Personalise the inside of the card with your own message and photos
  • Send directly to the recipient or to yourself with a spare envelope

Product Details

Send It Your Way

Choose whether you want to send your card directly to the recipient or yourself with a spare 100% recycled envelope. Go the extra mile and personalise the inside of your card with your own photos and special message. 

More Than "That'll do"

Our personalised cards are produced from sustainable sources and are made with 280gsm card for an added luxurious feel and superior print quality to really stand out from others.

Size & Dimensions

7x5 (178 x 127mm)

Shipping & Returns

Processing time: Orders are shipped within 1 working days.


UK Delivery

Express Delivery (1-3 Working Days)

Standard Delivery & Free UK Delivery (3-5 Working Days)

Next Day Delivery

Orders must be placed by 3pm

Some areas of the UK are not applicable for next day delivery and delivery is not guaranteed on Weekends or Bank Holidays

International Delivery

We ship to the majority of countries around the world, but the delivery service and time frames differ per destination.

We utilise a variety of couriers for our international deliveries and, where possible, opt for final mile carriers with the highest service level in each country. To find out what services are available to your destination, along with estimated delivery times, please see the delivery estimate section above.


Each of our personalised cards are made to order and we cannot accept returns of these products.

We will accept returns if the product is incorrect, damaged or the quality is not as expected.

Throughout the design process you are responsible for ensuring there are no spelling mistakes and any images provided are correct and do not breach any trademark laws

Please refer to the delivery information in our FAQs.