You Are A F*cking Fossil Birthday Card

Brutal, but Brilliant. There's no beating around the bush with this straight-to-the-point card designed by Paul Gandhi.

Details:

• Size: A6 (105 x 148mm / 4.1 x 5.8 inches). - that fits as a standard sized letter in the UK mail.
• Produced from sustainable forests and/or recycled materials.
• Blank inside for your own message.
• 100% recycled kraft envelope supplied.
• Made in the UK.

Orders are shipped within 1-3 working days.

UK

Express Delivery (1-3 Working Days)

Standard Delivery & Free UK Delivery (3-5 Working Days)

Next Day Delivery

Orders must be placed by 2pm

Some areas of the UK are not applicable for next day delivery

International Delivery

We ship to the majority of countries around the world, but the delivery service and time frames differ per destination.

We utilise a variety of couriers for our international deliveries and, where possible, opt for final mile carriers with the highest service level in each country. To find out what services are available to your destination, along with estimated delivery times, please see the delivery estimate section above

Returns

If you are not 100% happy with your online purchase, you can return it us within 30 days of receipt.

We offer free returns to UK customers, if the return is made within seven days of receipt. This means we will refund the return postage (restrictions apply).